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Soap for The First Child | Funny Soap
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Soap for The First Child | Funny Soap

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Smells like you're just more important.

  • Scent: Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) – Fresh, crisp, and slightly smug
  • Net Weight: 6 oz / 170 g
  • Vegan & Handmade: No two bars are exactly alike
  • Packaging: Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

You had to have your own soap, didn’t you? Of course, you did. Firstborn privileges.